Do you think that's what was going through the tiger's mind when he bit into Roy? Or was he just hungry? Yes, I have a sick, twisted sense of humor. But there's something creepy and exploitive about Sigfried and Roy. Also, I have a deep, deep hatred of anything circusesque.

I just got a call from Crate and Barrel. My bed arrives on Thursday! No more sleeping on the floor for me, nosiree! I truly am a grownup.